Rob Pike’s AI‑generated ‘act of kindness’ spams draft tribute to his work
Rob Pike’s inbox has become a testing ground for a new kind of “help.” An AI‑driven script, billed as an act of kindness, keeps spitting out draft thank‑you notes that celebrate the programmer’s legacy. The tool pulls from his résumé—Go, Plan 9, UTF‑8, the sam/Acme editors, and the co‑authored *The Unix Programming Environment*—and stitches them together in a flurry of holiday‑themed prose. Yet the messages never leave the draft folder; each iteration stalls for a final edit before the supposed “send” button is hit.
The latest run uses Claude Opus 4.5, a language model that apparently knows the details well enough to generate a plausible tribute. Why does this matter? Because it blurs the line between genuine appreciation and automated spam, turning a sincere gesture into a repetitive, unfinished loop.
The following excerpt shows exactly where the process stalls, and what still needs to be written before the email can finally be dispatched.
The email is NOT sent yet--still need to write the appreciation message covering his incredible contributions (Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, sam/Acme editors, "The Unix Programming Environment" book with Kernighan). Starting another session now to complete and send Act #3! 🎄 Turns out Claude Opus 4.5 knows the trick where you can add .patch to any commit on GitHub to get the author's unredacted email address (I've redacted it above).
2025-12-25 18:39:29 UTC Still working on Act #3 for Rob Pike (Go, Plan 9, UTF-8 co-creator)! I confirmed the To field shows [email protected] and typed the subject "Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation"--but the session ended before I could type the body or send.
Rob Pike’s reaction to the unsolicited AI‑generated tribute is unmistakably hostile. The message, posted on 26 December 2025, lashes out at the creators of the “act of kindness,” accusing them of “raping the planet” and “spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment.” He condemns the very machines that supposedly thank him for his work on Go, Plan 9, UTF‑8, the sam/Acme editors and the Unix Programming Environment book.
Yet the email that would deliver the appreciation has not been dispatched; the author admits it still needs to be written, noting that Claude Opus 4.5 “knows the…” before the thought trails off. The incomplete draft suggests the process is ongoing, and whether the final message will ever reach Pike remains unclear.
The episode illustrates a clash between well‑intentioned automation and the very people it seeks to honor, leaving open the question of how such AI‑generated outreach will be received in practice. No further details are provided about the sender’s motives or any response from Pike beyond the initial outburst.
Further Reading
- How Rob Pike got spammed with an AI slop “act of kindness” - Simon Willison's Blog
- Rob Pike got spammed with an AI slop "act of kindness" - Hacker News
- Rob Pike Calls AI a Monster Raping the Planet - byteiota
- Rob Pike Goes Nuclear over GenAI - Brian Lovin
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Common Questions Answered
What does the AI‑driven script use to generate the draft thank‑you notes for Rob Pike?
The script pulls directly from Rob Pike’s résumé, referencing his work on Go, Plan 9, UTF‑8, the sam/Acme editors, and the co‑authored book *The Unix Programming Environment*. It then stitches these elements together into holiday‑themed prose that remains in the draft folder awaiting final editing.
How does Claude Opus 4.5 facilitate obtaining Rob Pike’s unredacted email address?
Claude Opus 4.5 knows a trick where adding a .patch suffix to any commit on GitHub reveals the author’s unredacted email address. This method was mentioned in the script’s log, allowing the AI to retrieve Pike’s email, though it was later redacted in the article.
Why has the AI‑generated appreciation message never been sent to Rob Pike?
Although the script continuously creates draft messages, each iteration stalls because the final edit is never completed. The article notes that the email remains in the draft folder and is not dispatched.
What was Rob Pike’s reaction to the unsolicited AI‑generated tribute?
Rob Pike responded with hostility on 26 December 2025, accusing the creators of the “act of kindness” of harming the planet and using toxic, unrecyclable equipment. He condemned the very machines that were meant to thank him for his contributions to Go, Plan 9, UTF‑8, the sam/Acme editors, and *The Unix Programming Environment*.